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Name: Squish
Country: Djibouti
Gender: Female
Interests: Blow it out yo ear.
Expertise: None o' yo business.
Occupation: Government
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
6/26/2003
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| Due to a recent comment i think i have to tell a little bit more about my list. The men are not people that i have particularly strong sexual desires toward, just people who i have find particularly excellent at what they do, or have/have had a very interesting appearance. except for Benjamin Bratt, he's just pretty. For example, when i say Dustin Hoffman, i mean Dustin Hoffman in All the Presidents Men, he's attractive and an excellent actor in that movie. The Law and Order guy is just very good at the role he plays on Law and Order. Matt Damon is just wonderful. So, no, i do not have some strange fettish towards older men, just a strong respect for those people. I hope that clears up any questions u have, if u would prefer that i like someone truly talented like Ashton Kutcher or Justin Timberlake, i would be happy to put them on my list just for you. | | |
| I am adding Dustin Hoffman to my list. | | |
| My amazing list of fiancees, somewhat censored (in random order):
Hootie
The Pitchforks (They don't even know crew, yes, all 11)
Michael J. Fox
The guitarist from Queen
Leonardo DiCaprio
Eric Clapton
Benjamin Bratt
Sam Watterson (law and order guy)
Sirius Black
**Matt Damon**
And that is my list!!! don't make fun, it would kill me. yes, i know that i don't personally know any of them, and one is a fictional character, but that's not what's important.
I drove an SUV today!
Question: i was once told that i look like "Molly Ringwald with black hair". Is this a compliment or no? please respond soon.
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| Hey! I'm Whitney, and this is my first post. I really have no idea what to write, so i guess i will just write my favorite things.
My favorite things (imagine me singing that lovable song from The Sound of Music... Doe a Deer.):
1. Sitting by the pool with Smell Crapface on a balmy June day watching pretty, pretty boys swim by
2. Tackling the poo out of people once or twice weekly
3. My ever-increasing list of fiancees
4. Mel Brooks
5. Dancing like the funky white girl that I am
6. Rolling aimlessly about Belch Crapface's basement floor due to my amazingly short attention span
7. Promising certain Genuardi's employees that I will come to visit them and then never showing up, MWUAHAHAHA... ahem.
8. Closely trailing Germans through Disney World gift shops
9. Randomly coming to Fool Crapface's house and drinking all her lemonade
10. Fire baton twirling
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